Lie Detector
(wener/maclure)
 
she's a movie star arrangement
got a touch of Bergman to her face
she wears suits and buys him flowers
smokes his cigarettes and bakes him cakes
 
he says uh oh i love you
but i'm not sure i trust you
you seem strange to me 
 
she's got green eyes and she's lovely
reminds me of the 'it' girl with her lips
got an automatic license
reads all Dostoievsky's household tips
 
he says uh oh i love you
but i'm not sure i trust you
you seem strange to me 
 
it took a thousand cliches just to scold her
took a man from Stepford and a tape recorder
got his ego broken,
so crestfallen
you made a start, you made us laugh
stop it.  you're a grown man baby
it's just that your head's no good